Squirt

Squirt is a hybrid cannabis strain bred from a cross of Blueberry Muffin and Tangie. That parentage tells you a lot right away — you have a creamy, berry-forward indica-leaning cultivar meeting one of the more reliably citrus-driven varieties in modern cannabis breeding. The result is a strain that leans hard into the fruit side of the flavor spectrum without becoming muddled or indistinct. The terpene profile is built around grapefruit and sweet notes, which tracks cleanly with what Tangie brings to the table. Blueberry Muffin contributes the underlying sweetness that rounds out any sharp citrus edges. When growers open a jar of cured Squirt, the aroma is bright and clean — grapefruit up front, with a sugary backdrop that keeps it from smelling medicinal or piney. The flavor follows the nose closely, delivering grapefruit and sweetness on the inhale and exhale without a lot of complexity layered underneath. That consistency between smell and taste is a practical sign of a well-stabilized cross. Users commonly report experiences that align with what you'd expect from this lineage — a tendency toward uplifted, sociable states with a noticeable citrus-forward sensory quality that feels relatively accessible. These are commonly reported experiences and individual results will vary. From a cultivation standpoint, Squirt finishes in 60 to 65 days of flowering, which puts it in a reasonable mid-range for indoor growers working on a schedule. Yield potential is rated medium to high, meaning growers who dial in their environment and feed program should see solid returns without the strain being particularly finicky or demanding to push into production. It's the kind of flowering window and yield combination that makes a cultivar practical to run commercially or in a managed home grow. The Blueberry Muffin and Tangie genetics give Squirt a clear identity in a crowded marketplace — citrus-dominant, sweet, consistent, and finishable in under ten weeks. For breeders, that Tangie influence combined with the Blueberry Muffin backbone makes it an interesting candidate as a parent for future citrus-leaning projects. As a finished cultivar on its own, it delivers exactly what its lineage promises.